All food should be replaced with apple fritters

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
10/16/2020 at 11:59 • Filed to: Shitpost

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DISCUSSION (39)

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/16/2020 at 12:09

Good take, but I can’t support eating in a vehicle.

lone_liberal > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/16/2020 at 12:09

Don’t let the powers that be know, but I’d like to sign up for your newsletter.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
10/16/2020 at 12:09

In my defense it was almost noon and I hadn’t eaten anything yet today. I wasn't waiting till I got home.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
10/16/2020 at 12:16

My first thought when seeing the pic was “The crumbs! CoFL is going to have a stroke.”

...Then I clicked, a nd guess which reply was first?

Just Jeepin' > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/16/2020 at 12:18

I have not been to my favorite bakeries in months to partake in their donuts and fritters and other delights. I must rectify that.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/16/2020 at 12:18

I’d rather starve to death than eat in my cars

Pickup_man > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/16/2020 at 12:19

I just came from a Takeout article about poutine and Canadian nachos so no.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Just Jeepin'
10/16/2020 at 12:20

There’s a bakery that sells them hot out the back door when they make them in the evening and I missed out on that this summer and now they’re closed for the season :(

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja:
10/16/2020 at 12:20

The crumbs are one thing, but specifically with fritters, sitcky finger alert!

Those “napkins” timmie’s (or equivalent US store) gives you don’t do SHIT to clean your hands.

Just Jeepin' > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/16/2020 at 12:22

Fool!

Thomas Donohue > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/16/2020 at 12:31

I’ve been trying to cut down on carbs, but wow that looks good.

I’m going to change.org and I’m going to vote early and often.

Thomas Donohue > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
10/16/2020 at 12:32

What about coffee?

Future next gen S2000 owner > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/16/2020 at 12:33

There exists food outside of donuts? Who knew?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Thomas Donohue
10/16/2020 at 12:36

Manual - I don’t drink in my car. Automatic - rarely

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/16/2020 at 12:45

Make a savory option and I might consider it?

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Pickup_man
10/16/2020 at 12:46

Hmm, maybe we can make a poutine fritter... or a nacho fritter. Corn based dough, with bits of peppers and cheese, then dipped in some sort of cheesy sauce?

hillrat > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
10/16/2020 at 12:48

This is the statement of a person who either:

1. Has no children

2. Has grown children

3. Got way more attention and priority from his family than I could manage when I had small children

OPPOsaurus WRX > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/16/2020 at 12:52

CHICKEN PARM SAY S YOU NEED TO FUCK OFF

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Future next gen S2000 owner
10/16/2020 at 12:55

This is donut-adja cent

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > hillrat
10/16/2020 at 13:01

hillrat > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
10/16/2020 at 13:04

Whomp there it is.

Upon acquiring a beautiful Audi A8, o ne of my good friends had a “ no eating in the car” fatwa that lasted until he had a child.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/16/2020 at 13:05

They sell their hot sticky rings straight outta the backdoor?

boredalways > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/16/2020 at 13:55

OH NO!, YOUR CHANGE.ORG LINK DOESN'T WORK!!!

Future next gen S2000 owner > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/16/2020 at 13:56

It falls under the donut umbrella. It counts.

Jim Spanfeller > Thomas Donohue
10/16/2020 at 13:57

Cutting down on carbs is probably a good idea, they’re tricky to tune and inefficient and electronic fuel injection is so much better.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
10/16/2020 at 13:58

Yeah, all glazed with warm goopy white stuff

Pickup_man > BaconSandwich is tasty.
10/16/2020 at 14:06

I would eat that.

For Sweden > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/16/2020 at 14:18

Exchange the apples for peaches and maybe

For Sweden > Pickup_man
10/16/2020 at 14:18

Canadian “ nachos” what kind of anti-Mexican hate is this

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden
10/16/2020 at 14:36

Canaxian. It’s El Fusion Cuisine, Eh.

For Sweden > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
10/16/2020 at 14:37

Ah yes, a continuation of the stellar history of French-Mexican relations

Pickup_man > For Sweden
10/16/2020 at 14:49

https://thetakeout.com/which-foods-does-canada-make-better-than-america-1845384963

Just regular nachos but they spread them out more apparently? So the toppings are more evenly distributed? Seems silly to specify that as Canadian.

MUSASHI66 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/16/2020 at 15:04

We have an old Korean baker making these with his wife. She’s been sick and he’s been unable to make any fritters for months. It sucks for them and it sucks for all of us who are addicted to the best Apple fritter ever.

Stef Schrader > Future next gen S2000 owner
10/16/2020 at 18:43

I consider the apple fritter to be my favorite donut, haha.

Stef Schrader > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/16/2020 at 18:43

I now want an apple fritter.

George McNally > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/16/2020 at 19:07

B efore I retired.....I made donuts for a living. By rough estimate, I’ve made approximately 65,000 dozen apple fritters over a span of 42 years.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Stef Schrader
10/16/2020 at 20:03

Go get one

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > George McNally
10/16/2020 at 20:03

Can I have them

Stef Schrader > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/16/2020 at 20:52

Hmm. Maybe tomorrow morning.